Abstract The practical implementation of aqueous zinc‐iodine batteries (ZIBs) is hindered by the rampant Zn dendrites growth, parasite corrosion, and polyiodide shuttling. In this work, ionic liquid EMIM[OAc] is employed as an all‐round solution to mitigate challenges on both the Zn anode and the iodine cathode side. First, the EMIM + embedded lean‐water inner Helmholtz plane (IHP) and inert solvation sheath modulated by OAc − effectively repels H 2 O molecules away from the Zn anode surface. The preferential adsorption of EMIM + on Zn metal facilitates uniform Zn nucleation via a steric hindrance effect. Second, EMIM + can reduce the polyiodide shuttling by hindering the iodine dissolution and forming an EMIM + ‐I 3 − dominated phase. These effects holistically enhance the cycle life, which is manifested by both Zn || Zn symmetric cells and Zn‐I 2 full cells. ZIBs with EAc deliver a capacity decay rate of merely 0.01 ‰ per cycle after over 18,000 cycles at 4 A g −1 , and lower self‐discharge and better calendar life than the ZIBs without ionic liquid EAc additive.