Abstract In the field of energy technologies, self‐charging batteries are receiving extensive attention. However, the existing technologies are highly dependent on the available sources of O 2 , have long self‐charging duration, and have complex architectures. Herein, a novel ultrafast chemical self‐charging Zn‐quinhydrone polymer gel (QPG) battery, composed of acid/base free quinhydrone as a cathode material is reported. The prepared Zn–QPG battery exhibits a specific capacity of 209.7 mAh g −1 at 10C rate and maintains 86.4% of the initial discharge capacity even after 3000 cycles with a high coulombic efficiency of 99.4%. The aqueous amphiphilic block co‐polymer‐driven selective oxidation of hydroquinone (HQ) to benzoquinone (BQ) compels the chemical self‐charging feature wherein the device attains ≈1.1 V within ten minutes of complete discharge. The chemical self‐charging generated a high specific capacity of 197.8 mAh g −1 at 10C rate with a capacity retention of 91.2% after 100 cycles. Moreover, a flexible Zn–QPG battery also demonstrates excellent rechargeability and power‐delivering ability even in a wrist‐bend geometry. This work paves the way to develop ultrafast energy storage systems, which are not dependent on an external power supply and broaden the horizon of aqueous zinc–organic batteries.