Abstract The nanowatt‐level power density of current biobased piezoelectric energy harvesters restricts their applicative potential for the efficient conversion of biomechanical energy. A high‐performing, fully renewable piezoelectric device incorporating green piezo‐active Rochelle salt in a laser‐drilled wood template is demonstrated to form ordered crystal pillar arrays by melt crystallization. Investigating the effect of different crystal pillar configurations on the piezoelectric response, a shearing design (45°‐oriented pillars) shows potential of up to 30 V and a current of 4 µA – corresponding to a 10‐fold power increase compared to single‐crystalline Rochelle salt. A concept of direct laser graphitization on the crystal surfaces are demonstrated using a fully renewable ink to create electrodes of low resistance (36 Ω sq −1 ). The entire device can be disassembled, fully recycled, and reused. This nanogenerator outperforms state‐of‐the‐art biobased ones and competes with conventional lead‐based devices in power generation while showing a significantly lower environmental footprint, as indicated by life‐cycle assessment.